Hello my name is Jack Donovan, but you can call me "Jack"

Here Catherine and I are with our little Jack. Note my cool mustache and bicked head. Doesn't Catherine look great too...just kidding. This is the hospital's promo family. We're cuter!

Jack is already so bad at hide-and-seek. I'm right above him but he has no clue. 

Don't look so scared mom. He won't stay that purple forever. 

He's excited about something, it must be the large multicolored parrot sitting on my right shoulder (not pictured). 

The parrot flew away, back to sleep. 

I know you cant stop looking at my cool Navy SEALs dive watch, water resistant to 200 meters. 

Here he is getting ready for his first glamour shot. The hospital will probably charge us $50 for the picture, but we'll buy it since we're the perfect parents. 

Sour face courtesy of his first sour patch kid...Kidding!

See any similarities? The camera always says, "blink detected" when we take pics.  Never sure if it means my little eyes or his. 

Obviously, I left the lens cover here on purpose to show relationship of size to my big 8 lb & 21.5 inch baby boy. 

Dios mio, she is beautiful and all this after 44 hrs of labor (including two days of pre-labor). 

Look, another picture of Pat and Cat!

One false move and he's a she. Good thing I've got the hands of a surgeon.